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واحدة راحت تخطب لابنها ام العروسة بتسالها وياترى ابنك بيدخن ردت عليها لا لا لا
\nالحمد اللة ابنى ما بيدخنش الا اذا سكر
سالوا واحد ليه سكان بلدكم بيحلفوا كتير رد وقال لهم واللة دى اشاعه
تايه بيسال واحد ماشى فى الشارع اية اسرع طريق اروح بيه للمستشفى ؟ قالوة غمض
\nعينك وعدى الشارع
واحد احول راح يجيب ابوه من المطار باس الشنطة وشال ابوه
برص سكران بيقول لصاحبه لولا الخمرة والحريم كان زمانى بقيت تمساح دلوقتى
واحد محشش وقع من الدور الرابع لما اتلمو عليه الناس بيقولو له ايه في ايه
\n؟ قال لهم ولا اعرف اصلي لسا واصل
مره واحد قابل واحد في المحطة فقالوا انا عسران من فرشوط فراح التاني قالوا انا
\nتعبان من الروماتيزم
مرة حلاق و ابنة بيتفرجوا على متش كورة فقال المذيع وشطها بمشط رجلة و جت
\nفى المقص فقال ابن الحلاق بابا دول بيلعبوا فى العدة
سواء تاكسى داخل ينام فمراته قفلت عليه الباب فقال لها افتحي الباب تاني و اقفليه

ناموسه وقعت فى كاس وسكى طلعت تقول وسع للنسر
عجوزتان تريدان الزواج قاما بعمل اعلان تزوج واحدة واحصل على الاخرى مجانا
مرة واحد قتل ابوة وامة وخالة وبعدين قطع رجلة فسالوة لية قال عشان رجلى ما
\nتجيش في القضية
واحد شاف وحدة حلوة حب يعاكسها قال لها يا جميل ! ردت عليه بعنف جميل
\nبعينك انا اسمى جميلة
واحد مسطول بيسال مراته هو لما بنفتح باب الحمام النور بينور؟ قالت له لا قالها
\nيبقى انا عملتها فى الثلاجة
محشش سال وحدة اسمك ايه اجابت : اسماء فقال يعنى ما فيش اسم محدد
وحدة تقول لحبيبها اهلى مسافرين والبيت فاضى قالها اقرئى قران ومتخافيش<\/p><\/body><\/html>\n